1. Boy proposing a girl : Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn. Girl : wada ? Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn. Girl : Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna...

2.Baap ne apne bete ki talashi li, Jaib se , cigrette, gutka, naswar katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls k numbers baramad hoye Baap ne bete ko buhat mara aor ghuse me cheekha: "Kab se kar rahay ho ye sab kuch? Beta rotay hoye: "Baba main ne to ap ki jacket pehni hui hai..!"

3.Ap bohat Khoobsurat, Khush Mizaj, Mohabbat karne wale.. Aur Mehnti ho.. Chal hun teri vaari.. Hun Tu v koi Lateefa suna..

4.WoH to BaNdar Hai darakHato Pe cHarH jayE Ga, MasLa AoNt ka Hai AoNt kedHer jayE Ga, MaiN to saMjHa tHa k to iNsaN Hai sudHer jayE Ga, KyA kHabEr tHi k to GadHa Hai GadHa Hi keHlayE ga..

5.Kbhi shikayt na labon pe lainge hum dosti kuch is tarah nibhaenge koi tmhari burai hamare samne kar k to dekhe kasam se hum b uski "HAN Me HAN" milaenge